Last year when one of my ganders entered into a romantic relationship with a rooster, I thought it was just a summer fling, but with springtime on its way, the two have paired up again. What kind of dirty, nasty stuff does a gay, interspecies couple do together? Basically they stand next to each other, protect each other from any perceived danger, and occasionally stand on one foot, as a couple.

I don’t know if they’re really gay or if each one thinks the other is female, but it is pretty interesting to see these guys getting back together as goose mating season approaches. The gander doesn’t even seem to mind that the rooster cheated on him all fall and winter, right in front of his face.